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He was also the world's angriest chef

The food was divine, but the fallout wasn’t worth it.

This reminds me of anime Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood and it's rule of equivalent exchange.

Lol he had some anger issues to punch a hole in the wall for food issues

haha punched the wall because his souffle didn't rise. You begged him not to cook.

You put on weight and so had to get rid of him!

This is so funny!

I'm a lazy cook now, after thirty odd years in the food business. It's all good enough for me to eat, and good for me, but sometimes I make stuff I sure would never serve to anyone else.

Besides my dog.

Thank you!!! Just about to go down to pull out the laundry when I saw your blog. You saved me for ten minutes :))

That was an interesting boyfriend, although I never know which parts of your description are an expression of humor and which reflect an objective reality (I don't know what objective reality is anymore).

Some walls are fairly flimsy, so it just takes a tap from a muscular fellow to open a hole. Likely the case here..Ha ha.

I do have to add my own idea of the 'right person'. Certainly not someone who chats. Chatting drives me bananas. I need my peace. Neither do I chat. I like quiet. And no pretense, no affectation. No pomp and pageantry. A quiet, self assured, unpretentious, confident man. Kind, also. I don't ask much, do I?

My mother was amazing cook but Jamie's mother wasn't at all. She loathed the job and it showed, hence her sons amazement every single time I put dinner in front of him, like I've prepared some culinary miracle.

He was also the world's angriest chef

I went out with a chef once. He was 15 years old than me. I was vegetarian do he would make me tofu spaghetti - a creamy sauce with Cointreau and nutmeg and cubed tofu which sounds gross now. He was an absolute grumpy prick in the kitchen.

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I related to your comment about the man having to be handy and I'd add capable. There's so many "men" out there that are completely useless in that regard for some reason. I'm fortunate to have one who is very capable, handy in many ways and who looks pretty good as well; I'm doing pretty well. Mine doesn't get angry when he cooks either so I think I'm winning.

Thanks for your post, funny as usual.

Becca 🌷

When Ellie complains about gaining weight, I always tell her to eat with me more often - it's really hard to fatten up on my mind of food. Especially when I cook for her, which is usually some kind of salad. But my dad's style of salad, so not just leaves and veggies, but mixed with beans or something refried.

I learned cooking worth my dad, just throwing things together, experiment on spices, and then see what happens. My mom didn't like cooking very much, but Dad and I enjoy it (the eating, too).

My girlfriend in university sometimes got angry when cooking, usually when I didn't cut the veggies just the way she wanted or didn't follow the recipe amounts on the mm³. We got along a lot better after deciding that we won't cook together anymore, but that one gives the orders and the other complies. I still learned a lot from her that way.

This made me ! 🤣

https://x.com/i/status/2000658222831821101
#hive #posh

Best thing I've read on the OuterWebz for a year and a half.

Thanks for the belly laughs. I'd tip you but I have a crazy ex who keeps me fuck broke even though I avoid him like The (which) COVID (anyway) and I don't date because...

dogs are more loyal.

Mostly

And more of them can cook.

Possibly

I sent you a message on discord.